i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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