Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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