ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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