I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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