He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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