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i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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