Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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