guys are not supposed to queef...right?
handjob tips. give me some.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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