I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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