I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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