He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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