She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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