either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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