Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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