Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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