I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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