Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I can't turn off my feet"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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