Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i love accidental penises.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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