is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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