Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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