guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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