I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
he was CRYING into my vagina
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize