I'm eating all of the evidence.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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