Why are handjobs necessary in class?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I love you. Go after that dick
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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