Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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