If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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