I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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