She's JV to your varsity
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
why do cheetos always look like penises
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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