You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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