ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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