it wasn't lemon gatorade
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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