weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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