So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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