When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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