So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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