They should really pass out barf bags in church
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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