You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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