guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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