with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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