Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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