I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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