The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
