I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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