Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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