He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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