I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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