he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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