She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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