Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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