Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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