I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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