do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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